Name: Chris Brown     Photo
Description: 182cm sandy blonde/brown hair, skinny, semi-ugly
Favourite Food: Lamb (roast)
Band: Pearl Jam
Animal: goldfish
Favourite Saying: alright.... (i always pause after i say alright)
Claim to Fame: nothing in particular.
Anything Else: everyone hates me so i don't see why i'm being put on the website.



Name: Jonathan "Khaki" Hall     Photo
Description: Tall, handsome, is in the Army, physically perfect except that sometimes I have trouble walking with all these women hanging around my ankles.
Favourite Food: Those little tubes of condensed milk you get in 24 hour ratpacks
Band: "Landspeed" They don't actually write songs, they just go around doing stupid things like hanging on to the roof of a car at 100kmh.
Animal: Mr Ed the talking horse. Because you can talk to him, ride him, and if you ever got really hungry, you could always eat him.
Favourite Saying: "Let us be thankful for fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed"
Claim to Fame: A certain fondness for plastic bags. And mispronouncing words.
Anything Else: Ha! I could write a book the size of encyclopedia britannica on all the stupid things I've done. But in a pinch- I like shooting rifles, especially the Minimi, and I occaisonally do/say/eat stupid things.


Name: Jon 'Fuck' Green     Photo
Description: The best looking person you have ever seen but even better looking.
Favourite Food: Nachos and anything thats free
Favourite Band: Rubber
Animal: The Flying Monkeys from Wizard of Oz
Favourite Saying: Please have sex with me
Claim to Fame: Suggestions anyone?
Anything Else: Thats a big zuchinni


Name: Luke 'Mad Dog' Bigum
   Photo
Description: Ugly tall boy whom is only tolerated due to his
superior intelligence
Favourite Food: Most foods
Band: Pearl Jam
Animal: Ocelots (with Revolvers)
Favourite Saying: because i'm smart
Claim to Fame: Superior Intelligence
Anything Else: SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE!!


Name: Kim Payne     Photo
Description: Plays Bass, drums and Happy go lucky yet rather clumsy
Favourite Food: I dunno Maccas will do
Band: ShIhAd & Chili Peppers
Animal: monkeys cause they're the koolest(especially chimps!)
Favourite Saying: Shutup Tamara
Claim to Fame: hmm i dunno, the list of choices is so large where do i start?
Anything Else: BoatBoat RoCkS!!!


Name: Chris Arnold     Photo
Description: Sexy and ready to go
Favourite Food: Cadbury's chocolate
Band: FOO FIGHTERS
Animal: GOANNA
Favourite Saying: Sweet, Bugger, Budget, bodgy
Claim to Fame: Being the only me in the world
Anything Else: Supreme overlord of all things good


Name: Laura 'Happy' Gilmore     Photo
Description: short, skinny, blonde.
Favourite Food, Band, Animal: pasta, matchbox 20, wolf.
Favourite Saying: hazards are the main cause of accidents
Claim to Fame:
everyone knows about the time i left my knickers on the clothes line when kim came over and i did my best to convince him they were my sister's until she came out and pointed out the size. probably one of the most embarassing things that's ever happened to me considering they were the oldest pair of knickers iown!!!!.
Anything Else: not really.


Name: Sam Howard     Photo
Description: tall short dark brown hair
Favourite Food: Pizza
Band: DJ Alligator
Animal: Dog
Favourite Saying: "Oh so suddenly it's all about"
Claim to Fame: Knowing Jon Green
Anything Else: WHOO!


Name: Leila Stover     Photo
Description: of what? me? Well i'm tall, thin, curly brown hair, blue eyes, smooth cream skin and a ring in my nose.
Favourite Food, Band, Animal: chocolate, pearl jam,
kittens
Favourite Saying: i don't have one
Claim to Fame: dito
Anything Else: What's this for anyway Jon?


Name: Jason 'Shack' Shackleton     Photo
Description: Tall, little beard, looks about 21
Favourite Food: Meat pies
Band: Limp Bizkit
Animal: Dog
Favourite Saying: "Holy Shit"
Claim to Fame: obscure sentences
Anything Else: shut up Tamara


Name: Tamara 'Second Shotgun' Kemp     Photo
Description: left handed, female, can't reach the cookies from the cookie jar (ie: shortass)
Favourite Food: chinese
Favourite Animal: White Banagl Tiger
Favourite Saying: hmm, SECOND SHOTGUN
Favourite Band: Don't have a particular fav
Claim to Fame: Introducing a cocktail flavoured ice cream
Anything Else: You're survey is sooooooo creative Jon
(Shut up Tamara)


Name: Larissa Williams     Photo
Description: Ditsy
Favourite Food: baskin & robins (cookies & cream),
Band: Live
Animal: Cat
Favourite Saying: Fuck off Luke
Claim to Fame: Been Ditsy and loosing parents hubcaps!
Anything Else: I love Kim cause he's the greatest


Name: Steven "Where the fuck did that trolley go" Smith     Photo
Description: Unbeleivably great dancer, will go all out at any party, and smells like alcohol after a while.
Favourite Food: The little white bits on the lamingtons
Favourite Animal:
Favourite Saying: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil because I carry a big stick and am the meanest mother fucker in the valley -Sean Penn in "Casualties of War"
Favourite Band: The Offspring, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit and Spine Shank
Claim to Fame: Hurtiling down a hill in brisbane in a trolly and landing in a garden with the trolly on me
Anything Else: One day I would like to be the first to push the Queen on her arse.


Name: Ben Maloney     Photo
Description: Girls dream, a guys worst nightmare!!
Favourite Food, Band, Animal: Mars Bar, Blink 182, Dugong
Favourite Saying: The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!!
Claim to Fame: Laura wanting my Manchowder
Anything Else: You suck


Name: Zak "Pumba" Ahchay    Photo
Description: i used to have a afro, then i shaved it off. Now im a alcoholic. Are they connected to each other?
Favourite Food: Chicken Kebabs and choc chip cookie dough ice cream
Favourite Animal: Ren my little crooked faced overshot jaw chawawha
Favourite Saying: Quaility
Favourite Band: Radiohead
Claim to Fame: I had a fro and im the first person to pass out under a car without dying
Anything Else: do you want fries with that??


Name: Lynette Miller or known to most people as Netty     Photo
Description: What the hell is this damn description suppose to be about???
Me or what??? Fucking hell, explain it a bit better next time boys.
Favourite Food - i have many, ice-creams fucking rocks though!!!
Shit i should stop swearing
Band - Shit (there i go again), i love so many bands that i don't have a fav
Animal - There's to many to pick from. I'm one of those people who just
can't have one favourite type of thing. I have to be greedy and have like
millions!
Favourite Saying: It changes like everyday mate
Claim to Fame: I'm going to be a famous singer and actor and everyone will love me and want me ..... not that much will change there!!! KIDDING!!!!
Anything Else: I'm pretty cool and if you don't know me, you should cause i may just change your life!!!!


Name: Aaron Skene     Photo
Description: Skinny, silent, shy
Favourite Band: ACDC
Favourite Food: Lasagne
Favourite Animal: Tropical Fish
Favourite Saying: Uhh
Claim to Fame: Getting spooned by Adam
Anything Else: I don't know I don't think so?


Name: Bevan 'Crazy Horse' Hempseed     Photo
Description: Short, purple hair, beard, tattoos
Favourite Band: John Farnham
Favourite Food: Pizza
Favourite Animal: Zebu
Favourite Saying: (saying nothing at all)
Claim to Fame: Stalking people then cutting bits of their hair off
Anthing Else: Yes, Accounting is more than a job, its a way of life and I want RESPECT!


Name: Vicki the Dominatrix     Photo
Description: I am the Goddess of Hell, beautiful and scary!!
Favourite Band: Gerling, Affro man
Favourite Food: Snickers
Favourite Animal: The Devil
Favourite Saying: Oh Fuck it
Claim to Fame:
Anything else: Zak is my god! He is the greatest NOT!!!


Name: Amy Morrison      Photo
Description: Lanky
Favourite Food: Everything thats naughty.
Favourite Animal: I want a pet giraffe
Favourite Saying: "No, you're wrong!"
Favourite Band: Silverchair, Greenday and Blink 182
Claim to Fame: My bad hair days
Anything Else:


Name: Joe Robertson     Photo
Description: Human, very attractive, mo-hawk, ripped and buff.
Favourite Food: anything that's free
Band: Five Iron Frenzy (Christian ska)
Animal: Iguana
Favourite Saying: "Man, that's hardcore"
Claim to Fame: I'm a drummer in small time pop-punk a band "Jamima." and my step dad is the third cousin of John Bowe, a tasmanian touring car driver who used to partner with Dick Johnson.
Anything Else: anyone who feels like giving money to a good cause, my pockets are wide open.


Name: Carmen 'Do you think this skirt's too short?' Scott      Photo
Description:
Tall, Blonde, Deaf, always looking depressed (but just cause i don't have a smile planted on my face doesn't mean i'm not happy)
Favourite Food:
potato
Favourite Animal:
siberian tiger
Favourite Saying:
"what" as most of the time i don't hear everything people say
Favourite Band:
don't really have one
Claim to Fame:
well i could say a few things here but everyone pretty much knows my past
Anything Else:



Name: Sarah Ellem
Description: 168cm tall blonde hair, (whatever else you seem fit to put as long as it is nice!)
Favourite Food: dinner someone else cooks!
Band: none really
Animal: puppies! - they are so cute!
Favourite Saying: what do i say the most???
Claim to Fame: getting out of yeppon where everyone seems have to forgotten me! only joking!
Anything Else: nothing! just hi and bya bye =)

Name: Zara Bevins
Description:
Im some chick from cairns that Kim knows.
Favourite Food: Chocolate anything
Band: I like so many different types of music I cant decide!
Animal: Monkeys (they are so cute, except for the big ones with the bright pink bums!!)
Favourite Saying: Dance like noone is watching, sing like noone is listening, love like you've never been hurt, live like its heaven on earth.
Claim to Fame: Im the dancing queen
Anything Else: Nope


Name:
Lucy-Anne
Description:
Think of Pamela Anderson before the reduction, then think of the opposite
Favourite Band:
The Monkees
Favourite Food:
Chocolate
Favourite Animal:
Anything that is stuffed and mounted on the wall
Favourite Saying:
Jon is a sex god and I want to jump his bones
Claim to Fame:
Nothing that is being put on the net
Anything Else:
Did I mention how sexy Jon is?

Name: Demelza Shepherd
Description:
Female
Favourite Food:
Crumbed Steak and Pizza
Favourite Animal:
Cats or kittens
Favourite Saying:
I Love Wade
Favourite Band:
Jon Bon Jovi
Claim to Fame:
Anything Else:
Currently attending Gladstone TAFE undergoing Certificate II in Hospitality and working at Kmart.


Name:
Mandy Ross
Description:
165 CM, LIGHT BROWN MID LENGTH HAIR, BLUE/GREEN EYES
Favourite Food: HOT CHICKEN, STRAWBERIES
Band: CHILI PEPPERS, MATCH BOX 20
Animal: ELEPHANT
Favourite Saying: YOUR ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS AND YOUR DON'T NEED TO KNOW
Claim to Fame: FIGHTING CRIME- NOT SO LONG AGO WHEN I SINGLE HANDEDLY ( HEHE) CAUGHT TWO KNIFE WEILDING ( COUGH COUGH) BIG TIME GANSTERS FROM STEALING A CASH BOX ( STUFFED WITH MILLIONS) FROM AN INNER CITY BUS.
Anything Else: