April Profile : Sam Howard


This month's profile is on Sam Howard. Below is a transcript of a recent interview I had with him.

Jon: Right whats your full name?

Sam: Samuel James Howard

Jon: What are you doing at uni, and what is the name of the uni?

Sam: Psychology SCU

Jon: Whats the most embarassing thing thats ever happened to you?

Sam: Either getting a picture making out with someone on stairs or farting real loud in a test in grade 5..

Jon: OK whats the funniest thing you've done or seen so far?

Sam: Hmm.. thats a hard one..

Jon: One of the funniest things then?

Sam: Probably rat race the part where the car gets stuck on a satellite and it pulls the car up a ladder with a guy on the bonnet screaming like a girl..

Jon: Ha ok. Now let me think.

Sam: I'll tell you when to think!

Jon: What animal are you mentally?

Sam: Animal.. good question..probably a llama.. da di dee WHOO! what?

Jon: You crazy. If you were a wrestler what would your name be and what would be your signature thing that you say or do?

Sam: Id be THE JACKAL.. id come out in pink tights and hit people in the back of the head, then run away when they try and get me.. then start calling them a coward

Jon: Thats a good one. Cool ending for an interview.

Sam: I thought so too.. itd be hilarious to see.

Jon: I was just imagining you doing it.

Sam: Me too.. i just imagined it.. made me laugh certainly. What about you.. what would your name be etc..?

Jon: I'M THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS. I would be like this guy that goes and licks the different sections of the stage and licks stuff and then screams really loud.

Sam: (laughs) I can imagine you doing that.

Jon: OK any more good questions i could ask you?

Sam: YOU'RE THE ONE ASKING THE QUESTIONS.

Jon: Yes i am.

Sam: Just ask some zany questions if you want.

Jon: What sound would a kiwi fruit make if it was alive?

Sam: GIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.

Jon: What would you say or do if the moon started to get bigger and bigger and it was going to crash into the earth?

Sam: I would say.. ohh fuck me.. then i would.. literally.

Thus ended the interview