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If you'd like to write an article, please do so, then send it here It can be about anything you want, anything at all. It can be humorous (preferably) or serious, though I've yet to receive a serious one.



Free Shirt Month
By Chris Brown

OK either Chris Brown wrote this himself or he plans on being a part of the competition. You be the judge!

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Fucked Up Friends Dictionary
By Jon Green

This is a dictionary of words or phrases me and my friends use, as well as their meanings...

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A Driving Holiday Of India: Why Not To Go
By Jon Hall

As with many ex-colonial Asian countries, India has slowly degenerated into a small steaming mass resembling what just thumped off your bumper bar at night while making 100 kph...

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Book Review- "It Takes a Village"
By Jon Hall

"Children" says Mrs Clinton, "are like the tiny figures at the centre of the nesting dolls for which Russian folk artists are famous. The children are cradled in the family, which is primarily responsible for the passage from infancy to adulthood. But around the family are the larger settings of paid informers, secret police, corrupt bureaucracy, and a prison gulag."

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The Arselicker Debate
By Steve and Ben M.

Ahh the arselicker debate, an argument over the guestbook about who was the bigger arselicker, Ben Maloney or Steven Smith. We voted to find out who everyone thought was the bigger arselicker. The results may surprise you...

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Bush Diving Documentation
By Luke Bigum

The holiest of holies, one of the greatest (and taxing on the brain to read) articles. To be a true fucked up friend you must read this report.

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13 Division Report 2002
By Jon Hall


If you say you can understand this and you aren't from ADFA then you're lying.

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Bevan's Guide to Making Your Own Criminal Empire
By Bevan Hempseed


You too can use this guide and the Bevan 10 Step Plan to make your own criminal empire...

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The Leila Files
By Jon Green

What sort of character do you think of when you think of Leila? Quiet, studious, honest? Someone you would trust with your life? (if she ever becomes a doctor)....

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Skurfing: A New Olympic Sport
By Jon Green

I went skurfing the other day for the first time, and I can honestly say with complete certainty it is the greatest sport yet created by man...

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Where in the World is Ben Fairley?
By Jon Green

Just where is Ben Fairley? No one seems to have heard from him in months. This article takes a look at some of the rumours that try to explain his disappearance.

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A Day in the Life of an Artist
By Jon Hall

A look at a day in the life of an ADFA student studying an Arts Degree, written by our most prolific article writer, Jon H.

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The Procrastination Files
By Jon Hall

20 things everyone should do before the next exam period is over...

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Academy Wrap June 2002
By Jon Hall

Like all of you hear about ADFA, every day I tend to notice that this place of government-funded greatness has many a flaw. This column is there for a tribute to the fantastic faux pas that exists within the Academy grounds...

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Picking Up Chicks : Army Aviation Style
By Jon Hall

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to go out with your friends and meet new female acquaintances to add to your repertoire of potential "friends". Of course by the end of the night, you are a few hundred dollars poorer, you've accelerated your own liver failure (from all the alcohol you drank), your lungs are a shade darker, and you still didn't get to escort that beautiful woman back to her place (you didn't even get her number). It's another familiar failed Saturday night......

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