Free Shirt Month

By Chris Brown


1.0 Definitions

1.1 Free Shirt: Shirt that participant exchanged no money or sexual favours to obtain. Free Shirts may be stolen but not borrowed.

1.2 Participant: Person who upholds this code of conduct and is willing to compete for the champion’s belt.

1.3 Non-washed shirt: Shirt that has not been un-naturally exposed to liquids whilst being worn or not being worn.

1.4 Clearly too small for the participant: Man boobs, excessive hair or stretched hems are exposed

1.5 Accessary Item: Free hat, watch, pants or set of shoes

1.6 Competitions days: Any day between 2/04/04 and 7/5/04 that is deemed a working student day by CQU. (Even if you have no classes).

1.7 Hairy bastard: You know what I’m talking about

1.8 Values of FSM: Cheapness, drunkenness, stupidity, family shame and juvenile behaviour

2.0 Objective

The objective of the month is to crown the ingurnal free shirt champion. The Champion is the participant who scores the most points in the competition. He/ she may receive one of the following:
• Empty Beer Keg
• Top quality bar stool
• One Patio Master Burner
• Or other Misc Items
• One night accommodation at 2/17 Stenlake ave. (excluding Mr David Janes)

3.0 Scoring

3.1 20 pts: Awarded to a participant wearing a free shirt not worn in the competition before.

3.2 10pts: Awarded to a participant wearing a non-washed shirt that has been worn in the competition before.

3.3 5pts: Awarded to a participant wear a shirt or accessary <$1 that up holds the values of FSM.

3.4 5pts: Awarded to a participant wear a shirt or accessary that is a gift or hand-me-down. Points may be doubled if the shirt or accessary is deemed to uphold the values of
FSM.

3.3 Bonus Points:

3.3.1 5 pts: Awarded to a participant wearing a free shirt satisfying (3.1) that is clearly too small for the participant.

3.3.2 3pts: Awarded to participant wearing a free accessary item. (This bonus point can only be awarded once per accessary item.)

3.3.3 Points are doubled if participant is deemed to be wearing an opposite sex shirt or other garment.

3.3.4 30pts: Awarded to a participant who does not shave during the competition. The participant must be male and deem a hairy bastard.

3.3.5 10pts: Awarded to anyone who dies all the hair on their body. (Jorgo style)


4.0 Rules

4.1 Participant’s scores must be kept by another participant.

4.2 Free shirts must be worn on all competition days.

4.3 After one competition week, the point’s leader must wear a yellow legionnaire’s hat for at least one hour at uni.

5.0 Corrective Action
Any participant that breaks this Code of Conduct must supply a note from their mother explaining their indiscretion (within 5 competition days) or are excluded from the competition.