Fucked Up Friends Dictionary

This is a dictionary of words or phrases me and my friends use, as well as their meanings, so if you hear one of us talking about something and you don't know what the fuck we're talking about you can just check the dictionary. I will be constantly updating this dictionary as new words come into being, so check back often.

Asshoise	Arsehole basically. Sam invented this word I believe. "Asshoise" is what arsehole would sound like pronounced in a weird accent, possibly mexican.
Asshat	Derogotry term ;; 'to wear someone's arse as a hat'
Squail	Half snail half squirrel creature created by Arx. There have been some drawings of this creature but they have been lost in the sands of time.
Sonweiser	Term not used much any more referring to a beer-bong made by Sam and Jon G, which has been lost somewhere.
Dickhead
Booby of Life	A Goon bag, held to the lower stomach area by one person and suckled by the willing. Depending on drunkenness others present may wish to sing the booby of life song, done in the same tune as "Circle of Life" from The Lion King
Porpoise	To run along then jump in the air and whilst in the air move ones body in the style of a porpoise. Person may land in water or a bush (as part of a bushdive) or in some cases just land on the ground. Example videos of the porpoise for learning purposes can be found here and here
Guide Post Trough	Another drinking apparatus we haven't seen in awhile. The Guide Post Trough can be made from any of those white plastic posts commonly found near Saint Ursula's in Yeppoon. Once removed (and sometimes cleaned), alcohol is poured down one of these into the waiting mouth of a willing person. Persons shirt must be off at the time as alcohol goes fucking everywhere.