February Profile : Steve Smith

I saw Steve on MSN one day recently and just knew I had to interview him.


Jon: What's your full name?

Steven: Steven Joseph Smith

Jon: And what are you doing at the moment? (education or work wise)

Steve: I sand/spray/build furniture for Harvey Norman, my education activities are currently nowhere to be seen.

Jon: Hehe. What is the best thing about living in Brisbane?

Steve: The night life is not so stagnate down here and the sheilas don't look like ferals.

Jon: Thats a good point.

Steve: I thought so.

Jon: Ok then, Whats the funniest thing you've seen?

Steve: This may take a minute.

Jon: OK

(2 minutes 12 seconds later)

Steve: A friend of mine at work was carring a fairly heavy piece of furniture one time and one of me other mates walked behind him and dacked him, he walked the rest of the way with his jocks around his ankles and a face redder than a radish.

Jon: Hahah that's a good one. Why didn't he pull his pants up?

Steve: He couldn't put the furniture down, too hard to put it down quickly, I guess he thought going the rest of the way was quicker.

Jon: Whats the stupidest thing you've done?

Steve: Shall I start with A and work my way through?

Jon: No that would take too long, but you can if you can do it.

Steve: Well, there was the "you's all wanna see it" thing, then there was the "trolley down the hill thing" then there was the "four hour walk for poon in brisbane thing", the list goes on.

Jon: Care to elaborate on any of the above?

Steve: No, they speak for themselves.

Jon: Fair enough. Any last words Steve?

Steve: Yep, If you want to see my pepe, you have to sign a waver.

Jon: What the hell does that mean?

Steve: I don't know, just popped into my head, I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone I ever met in my whole life except for Tamara, Shut up Tamara.

Jon: Good call Steve.