January Profile : Adam Fairley


While everyone was back I decided to get an interview with Adam. Here's how it went.


Jon: What's your full name?

Adam: Adam Christopher Fairley

Jon: What are you doing at the moment?

Adam: In the Air Force doing aviations technician

Jon: Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen?

Adam: Alright then. One time me and a mate got really drunk and we were being really annoying to the taxi driver, so he pushed us out of his car. We were laying on the the ground outside some houses, and we had two pies that we had bought. Lay there for about 20 minutes before anyone said anything, then my mate threw one of the pies onto the roof of a house. I went, "how much did that pie cost anyway?" and he said "don't worry, its on the house". And we pissed ourselves laughing.

Jon: Whats the stupidest thing you've done? Or seen?

Adam: Jesus. Ben in that Flash costume would have to be one. Oh one time someone tricked me into holding onto one of those Detonator Plungers and I got kicked (electrocuted) about a metre or so. Made me feel like my knuckles went back into my arm. Another funny thing I saw was the pie guy who got kicked out of a club. He started talking to the security camera saying "are you gonna kick me out?" then he'd do a dance.

Jon: What else can I ask?

Adam: Well I haven't killed anybody so you can't ask me that.

Jon: Any last words?

Adam: Uhh. Any last words. Don't ever walk along and drink chocolate milk from a carton cause it will always go up your nose.