June Profile : Leila Stover


This month's is on Leila Stover, believe it or not.

Jon: Whats your full name?

Leila: Leila Rachel Stover

Jon: What are you doing at Uni?

Leila: Bachelor of Biomedical Science

Jon: What do you like best about living in Yeppoon/Going to CQU

Leila: (laughs) Um well I don't know what I like best about living in Yeppoon, I've lived there most of my life. I did live in Emu Park. The beach I like the beach. I don't like the people though they're all Lovo's or Druggies.

Jon: Whats a Lovo?

Leila: Someone who loves themselves. What do you like best?

Jon: This isn't about me, its about you! Whats the funniest thing you can remember?

Leila: I was at Rebecca's house one time and she lives in a fire station. There was a fire, she was standing on a coffee table to see it out the window and she leant too far and it started spinning under her. She was running on it and she fell on her head and her shoulder, she said "gee my arms sore" and she had broken her collarbone. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Jon: Whats the stupidest thing you've ever done?

Leila: The other day we were in the car on the way to Uni and I said to mum, "Whats the Queens Golden Jubilee?" and she said "Celebrating her being Queen for 50 years" and I said "Oh does she have one every year?" and now mum says to everyone how stupid I am and uses that as an example.

Jon: If you were a man for one day what would you do?

Leila: I wouldn't fuck my chick friends cause they're my friends. I don't know what I'd do, I'd go do guy things.

Jon: What do guys do?

Leila: Do I act like I do now? If I act like a girl I'd be gay. I'd be lazy I wouldn't do anything.

Jon: Yeah but what would you do?

Leila: I'd come to uni, I'd eat lunch I'd steal a car. I'd bash up my brother and sister to get them back for years of abuse. If I was gonna change back to me the next day no one could catch me.

Jon: If you had the power to do anything what would you do?

Leila: Thats a hard question

Jon: You can do anything!

Leila: I reckon I'd change the colours around so trees are blue and clouds are green. And make birds shit bricks so they hit your windscreen and smash it. That would be pretty funny. The birds shit would be the size of a ping pong ball.

Jon: Any last words?

Leila: Hmmm.. no

Jon: You gotta say something, everyone says something for the last words

Leila: Zak I want to strip you naked and rub you down. Study Science.