March Profile : Chris Brown

Well I was talking to Chris Brown on MSN last month some time and we decided we'd do an interview, seeing as I'd never interviewed him before. Here's how it went.

Jon: What's your full name?

Chris B: Right

Jon: You going to answer?

Chris B: Right

Chris B: Christopher James Brown

Chris B: I had to go and look it up

Jon: Haha fair enough

Jon: And what are you doing educationally or work wise?

Chris B: I'm working for main roads in Brisbane in Traffic Management and I'm doing external studies in something (hopefully it arrives soon). Then I come back in July and start full time uni again

Jon: OK. Whats one of the funniest things you can think of that you've seen or done?

Chris B: That's a tough one

Chris B: Probably things from school like Adam drinking his own pee or when we broke the pole and made Arx believe that he'd done it

Jon: Yeah that was pretty funny

Jon: How does Brisbane stack up against Yeppoon?

Chris B: It stacks up extremely well (and that's a huge understatement)

Chris B: Tamara isn't here that's a good start

Jon: Good point

Jon: OK then whats one of the stupidest things you've done or said?

Chris B: I say a lot of bad stuff all the time I just don't feel embarrassed or regret it

Jon: Give me an example

Chris B: Like one night I was at Mandy's and she had a friend there who was distraught (you're going to have to run a spell check on that word) cause she'd just broken up with her boyfriend and I just told her to shut up cause she was ruining my evening. But it's funny now.

Jon: Hahaha now thats funny

Jon: Whats another interesting question I can ask you?

Chris B: Ask me about my thoughts on the war in Iraq or something like that that will make me seem intelligent and caring. Then send this interview to incredible good looking women.

Jon: OK, what do you think should be done about Saddam, using only a chicken, a long piece of string and a monkey in a cage?

Chris B: Saddam should be tied to the monkey (using the string) and let out of the cage to try and catch the chicken. If he catches the chicken in under 30 seconds then the war gets cancelled.

Jon: Sounds like a plan.

Chris B: I've submitted it to parliament.

Jon: You never know you might be elected to office.

Chris B: It's a dream. Not a very good one but a dream nonetheless.

Jon: Hehh OK that's about it, any last words?

Chris B: I'm not sexist cause then fat and ugly chicks won't hook up with me