May Profile : Kim Payne


This month's is on Kim Payne!

Jon: Ok Whats you full name?

Kim: Kim Steven Payne

Jon: What are you studying at the moment?

Kim: Ummm at the moment I'm studying for a certificate 3 in child studies and i then have the option at the end of this year to continue my course and go for the diploma of child studies. That second year once completed will be helping Kim earn lots of $$

Jon: ok. Whats the funniest thing you've seen or done?

Kim: Errr well one of the funniest things i have seen or done would be laughing non stop for a good 15 minutes with Luke and Zak. For those that don't know the story a group of us were stoned at my house and the three of us were on my bed and Luke was explaining some story to me using excessive hand gestures when all of a sudden he thumped my window and the blind fell down. His expression got me laughing so he began laughing as well. Then Zak just looked at both of us and began laughing at us. He he. Then we looked over at Sam and he was doing some real weird shit and making all these bizzare sounds and head movements and shit, well that just fueled the laughter. That was funny. Either that or playing drums with my sisters in the room singing and carrying on and slamming the drumstick so hard it flew out of my hand and smacked me in the face. Hurt too.

Jon: Hahaha yeah, what was luke's story about?

Kim: Ummm. I have no fucking idea. But it was about something really serious about something he had done earlier that day or something.

Jon: Ok what's another question I can ask you, I've forgotten the sorts of questions I ask?

Kim: Just ask dumbass questions. They don't have to make sense.

Jon: Oh yeah whats your most embarrassing moment?

Kim: Hahaha ohhh shit. Errrr.. probably at my grade 5 camp I went to have a shower, when I realised I left my towel at home. They made me have a shower anyhow. So at an all boy grade 5 camp, I was made to shower with no towel.

Jon: What and just drip dry?

Kim: Yeah pretty much. Someone thought it'd be funny to take the clothes I had, so I had to run about 500m to my room, in the buff.

Jon: Ha ha.

Kim: That was the second night of camp, and when i was dressed this huge Italian bloke named John Tosto offered me his towel. Smart-ass he was.

Jon: Ok thats about it, is there a question you reckon would be a good one to ask that would be funny?

Kim: That's only four questions? Ask anything.

Jon: Yeah but its longer than anyone else's already. And I can't think of anything else.

Kim: As long as it doesn't involve kiwi fruit it's all good.

Jon: Ok if you had an infinite amount of money, what would you do with it?

Kim: Make my own child care place with heaps of cool shit that kids can do and occupy themselves with.

Jon: Infinite money Kim.

Kim: Errrr not sure. I'd find something. Give money to all my mates.

Jon: You want to know what I'd do? (this bit won't be on the site)

Jon: I'd buy a mansion and pay all my friends to live in it with me, like pay them 50 grand a year just to live in the mansion and we could do all fun stuff

Kim: That'd be fuckin' awesome

Jon: That's if I had infinite money

Kim: And we'd build a recording studio in the mansion. That'd be cool. Top notch musical gear.

Jon: Ok then should we end the interview? Any last words?

Kim: hahaha WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. That's for you baby you know who you are.