Miscellaneous
Shit
If
you'd like to send something of no real value whatsoever that would go
well in this section, please do so!
An edited image I call, "We Don't Change Much"
(click on it for a larger version)
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Some pictures that Ben Fairley edited!
Kim
the rocker
Ben
Maloney baby
Somethings
different
Steve and Leila
The
Boys for President
Zak
and Chris Wrestler
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A conversation between myself (The Emperor Wears No Clothes), Kim (ThEre'S
sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE...) and Sam (Sandman) on MSN.
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
whats an ensuite?
Sandman says:
its like a second bathroom
Sandman says:
bathroom but more yuppie
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
oh ok cool
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
like a bathroom connected to the main bedroom
Sandman says:
yeah i blow the smoke up the shower exhaust
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
so your sitting in your bathroom thing with a computer?
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
haha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
yeah idiot
Sandman says:
no
Sandman says:
hahahahah
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
why the hell would u do something like that?
Sandman says:
lol
Sandman says:
LMFAO
Sandman says:
hahahahaha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
ASSHAT!
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
i can picture you in the bathroom with a computer smoking
Sandman says:
that is fucking hilarious jon
Sandman says:
lol
Sandman says:
hahaha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
just setup your computer on the toilet
Sandman says:
hahahaha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
n chat while u take huge 'blogs' whilst smoking reefers
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
HAHAHA
Sandman says:
i swear that is hilarious
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
hahahaha
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
how would you shit if there was a computer in the toilet?
Sandman says:
LOL
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
or do you mean next to it?
Sandman says:
oh jonny you're so fucking funny
Sandman says:
next to it
Sandman says:
or on lap
Sandman says:
like a laptop
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
HAHAHAHA
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
but a whole computer! haha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
WTF!?!?!
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
haha
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
with like the computer tower sticky taped to your stomach so it doesnt
fall over
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
haha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
in one of those small desks
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
ohhh fuck
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
this is funny as
Sandman says:
hahahah
Sandman says:
hahahahahahhaha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
*on, not in
Sandman says:
an actual big computer
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
hahahaha
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
you'd just have to stay on the toilet forever
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
too hard to get up
Sandman says:
LOL
hhahaha
Sandman says:
couldnt get up at all
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
just throw a computer in the toilet n shit on it whilst chatting
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
then wonder why you internet connectino fucks up
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
that'd be great for it
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
that's it
Sandman says:
hahaha
ThEre'S sOmEthInG aBoUt tHiS lIfE wE lIvE... says:
...why the fuck is my computer shorting out?
Sandman says:
internet connectino hehe
The Emperor Wears No Clothes says:
i'm spanish
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OK one time me, Kim and Shack weren't entirely 'sober' and we were having
a conversation about the up and coming film. Kim said something and it
just made no sense whatsoever.
This is what he MEANT to say: Have you seen the latest edited scene
from Jon with what we've done?
We have no idea what he actually said, because me and Shack heard two
different things.
What I heard: Do you know what one scene scene that the Jon scene
scene that.
What Shack heard: Have you seen that unseen footage from Jon Hall's
scene with us in it?
Trust me, its funny for us three. I thought I'd just put it up here before
I lose the bits of paper I've got it written on.
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The Ralph Magazine
A Ralph magazine we wouldn't like to see..
Aaron's Letter
One night Aaron left his car at our house and went out clubbing, then
decided to drive home at about 4 o'clock in the morning. He left us a
note to say why he wasn't sleeping over.
Here is exactly what he wrote.
Dear Greens,
its
aaron ffrom aamons frrom im a dick but the only reason i drove last home
was i sleeep was i seleep i was in seleep machine i a sleep a machine
i miachine at night & turn over
I'm sorry mike but I was tired & tired & didn't feel like i sleep
i sleeping on the floor. Sorry Mike. aaron.
Jon Hall
in Black Hawk Down?
More proof Jon's
got too much time on his hands.
An Alternative
Logo
Sent in by Alan Hossack (one
of my brothers friends)
A Picture by Alex
An image Arx made a while ago