November Profile : Jason Shackleton

Shack was available one day and seeing as I hadn't interviewed him yet I decided to.


Jon: What is your full name?
Shack: ok

Jon: Thats your answer?
Shack: Jason Shackleton

Jon: OK and what do you do for a living?
Shack: I cut shit up with a sharp knife

Jon: Alright. Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen? or one of the funniest things?
Shack: Give me a sec mate and ill think... Probably when we set it up so Arx would break the pole so we could blame it on him, and hearing you laugh like a banshee at Bonkers

Jon: Haha. OK whats the stupidest thing you've ever done, or seen done?
Shack: Seeing Kim jump into a bush with large stumps in it and seeing him hurt himself, then jumping in myself, ripping my pants and nearly tearing my nut bags open then sitting at bonkers in my jocks drinking like nothing was wrong with it

Jon: God I wish I had a photo of that
Shack: Yeah it was good

Jon: OK. What would you do if you were sitting in Bonkers one night and an old lady came up to you, saying "How would you like a grape vine mister?" then you'd look in her pocket and there would be a grape vine, you'd take it out, and it'd turn into a snake and wrap itself around your neck. You'd scream and ask Jan to take it off, she would take it off and then you'd run out screaming snakes!!!
Shack: You just answered it numbnuts

Jon: Yes but what would you do after the screaming?
Shack: Welllllllll AAARRRRGHHH. I would take a moment to assess the situation blink, blink again... then one more time, realise a grape vine that turned into a snake just came out of that old ladys pocket(Man she had nice legs) and remember that when i lick the floor shit like that happens

Jon: Do you have any last words?
Shack: Is this my last question?

Jon: Yes
Shack: Well no leave me the fuck alone.