Sounds

Jon Hall's Shindig, 2003    WMA


Older Zipped Sounds below

Zak's Party, Grade 12

Kim's 19th

Adam's Party 2000

A Day at University

Miscellaneous




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Jon Hall's 'Shindig', 2003

Tragedy Struck
Zak: Sorry I was late I was running on time until tragedy struck, or what I like to call Kathy...

Retarded Story
Jon Hall tells about the time he got hit by a handicapped driver.

Barbecue Sauce
Amy M: Where's the barbecue sauce?
Zak: Under

People are Idiots
Zak: People are idiots! ahhahha

Different Game
Amy M: Can we play a different game, please?
Zak: OK lets play, watch chicks make out...

Doctor Who
Leila: Jon, my parents named me after one of Doctor Who's assistants

Astroboy
Everyone sings astroboy

Leila Wants a Spliff
Zak: Leila wants a spliff
Tamara: Spliff whats spliff?

Lubricated Amy
Jon G: Its lubricated amy...

Luke Was Hardcore
Jon G: She's going the Rumba, go like Luke and drink it straight from the bottle
Zak: Ohh I miss Luke and his hardcore drinking...

The Mayors Son
Tamara tells everyone how she went out with the Mayor's son.

Nipples Pierced
Tamara: Apparently Avril (Lavigne) is getting her nipples pierced so she can be more cool
Zak: I'd pay to see that...

No CD Burner
Zak: I'm an IT student and I don't have a CD Burner...

Tess Clarke
Jon H: Tess Clarke this chick I knew in Canberra, she actually came up and visited me yesterday...

Treble Clef
Zak: Oh my god you have a treble clef, as a clock?
Jon G: Hahaha, what a loser!

Tin Tin
Zak gives a verbal hiding to those who speak against Tin Tin.


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Zak's Party, Grade 12

Steve Makes His Move
Matt Lancaster: ..confirm this, if Steve gets pissed he's gonna make his move on Tammy, isn't that right Steve?

Carmen Arrives
Jon G: Who's that?
Chris Arnold: She's one of our friends
Jon G: No who's that

Pizza Shop
Jon H: What's her phone number?
Chris A: 4939..

I Like Rice
Chris A: I like rice cause I'm a dickhead
Jon H: Hey screw you..

Sean McDine Arrives
Jon H: Hey who brought that git?

Kylies Coming 8:30
Kris Newton: Kylies coming at 8:30, I don't want to be plastered by then..

Well Pay You Back
Kris Newton: We'll pay you back Jon hey..

Four Buck Chuck
Adam: Yeah Passion Pop..this is what four buck chuck looks like...

Drunk Extraordinaire
Kris Newton: This is adam, drunk extraordinaire...

I Can See You Numb Nuts
Chris A: You can't see in the dark idiot
Steve: I can see you numb nuts

I Just Called
(group singing) I just called, to say, I love you

Angie Paro Cam
Kris: Hi Angie Drunk Cam this is Kris...

Josh And Jud
Angie: So who's these people hi Josh..

Drinking Beer Looking Camera
Sam: I'm drinking my beer right now, and I'm looking in the camera...

Zaks Dad
Zak's Dad: Yeah I'm Zak's dad, you know, Zak the hero..

Phone Call To Erin
Chris B: ...could you even understand what they were saying?

Inbreeding
Shack: So Al, what do you think about the population of Yeppoon?

Stealing The Keg
Jon H: Well the time is 8:47, we're walking to the bowls club..

Sam Got To Say
Jon G: What have you got to say Sam?
Sam: I don't have much to say, although I slipped in the mud...

Try To Go To Toilet
Kris: I want to go to the toilet, Matty's fighting everyone for the toilet...




Kim's 19th Party

FuzzyFitLuke
Tamara: I spose you could fit it around Luke's cup
Luke: You could fit it on something else too

AssassinateMe
Blake: Is he gonna like, try to assassinate me or something...

TrashedBeforePlay
Chris B: Are you getting trashed before you play?
Luke: ..I may aswell trash myself..

LukeDrums
Luke: Do you wanna play drums for me? Cause I can't

LukeDrinksTooMuch
Luke: I'm not allowed to drink it..cause kim said no
Kims sister: Luke drinks too much

TamaraisMaryPoppins
Tamara: I'm an angel I'm Mary Poppins I swing up and down stairs

YourASuck
Luke: Chris, your set was really good what do you have to say?
Chris B: You're a stupid suck luke and you're not getting any of our money when we turn professional

Zanzibar
Scott etc playing a song called Zanzibar

PaddinginYourBra
Jon G: What would happen if you didn't have padding in your bra carmen?
Carmen: I'd be all nipply...

BandName
Tamara: You know what our bands called?
Luke: Tamara shut the fuck up? I really like that name

Taloser2
Tamara: You call me taloser and I won't respond
Luke: Taloser!

JoshSaySomething
Jon G: Josh you've got to say something or I'll keep annoying you

BenMSailorOutfit
Scott: Oh ho ho Ben Maloney in a sailor outfit

HappyBirthdayKim2
Scott Martin etc singing happy birthday to kim

KathrynWebPage
Jon: Have you got anything to say for the webpage Cathryn?
Cathryn: What?...

ItsCrapMan
Kim: So uh Cathryn..what do ya reckon?..

Opinion2DryPeople
Lee (i think): So whats everyones opinion on the only two people who are dry at this party?

WhatstheGo
Jon G: So whats the go kim?

TechniqueSmooth
Cathryn: I reckon their technique's pretty smooth
Kirsty: Yes it definitely is Cathryn...

CathrynKirstySwim
Cathryn: So are we gonna go for a swim later?
Kirsty: Oh yeah cathryn are you?

------Below are ones from when we're soon to be sleeping-------

PokeLukeInEye
Luke: I'm joining you guys up here theres no room in that bed..

LukeGonnaCry
Luke: Look at that man wow (waving glow stick around)

GlowStickPoisonous
Jon G: Is this glow stick poisonous?
Luke: Yeah its pretty cool

ICanHearYou
Kim:...thats been up tamara...

CarmenTakePantsOff
Luke: Carmen just take your pants off

Adam's Party 2000

Braindead
Jon Hall: I think you'd need to drink a hell of a lot more to be passed out
Steve: If I pass out man, I'll be fuckin' braindead at the morgue man

PissonFloor
Steve: Ben theres some piss on the floor...theres..oh..there's some yellow stuff on the floor

DickholeMunchers
Steve: Yeah, try that ya fuckin' poofter dickhole munchers

Ribbed
Ben Maloney: Its one of those ones that gives the girl enjoyment or whatever...ribbed thats it
Steve: Ribbed? I'll show you ribbed!!

SpewThroat
Steve: ...I'll get up and spew down you're throat. Then you see how you fucking like it

YousAllWannaSeeIt
Steve: ...you wanna see it you come out the back!
Jon Hall: Steve we are out the back.
Steve: Then you come out the front!

SoundOfSteve
Adam: This, is the sound of steve trying to pass out
Steve: ....uhh piss off!

WhyBenMisGay
Sam: The real question is, why is he so damn gay?....

KimIsStillUgly
Sam: ...Hey Kim, I'm drunk right now, and you are still ugly! I hope you know that.

A Day at University 2001

AaronHustler
Jon Green: Hello Mr Hustler, what the hell do you want?
Aaron: Nothing Jon nothing at all

Hardfeelinguparse
Tamara: I have this hard feeling on my arse...

JackkickedoutCanada
Zak: Everyone! Jack got kicked out of Canada!...

LarissaCowboyHat
Larissa: I wanted the cowboy hat to go with it.... ... my friend had one of those, I used to walk around in it I was like, the coolest

CarmensSandwhich
Kim: Carmens sandwhich is bigger than her.. whats on it?

JonBeast
A few reasons why I'm a sexy beast

LeilaLaughsNothing
Leila: You think Tamara sounds like Llamas? ahhahahahhaha  (Leila thinks she's normal)

Screaming
Tamara: Every time there was someone that walks past, Jon would wind down the window and go Aaaaahhhhh!!!!!!

Startat12
Kim: We get a lift into Rocky tomorrow....

StupidLecturer
Tamara: Kim, what did the stupid lecturer say about your assignment?
Kim: Good....Someone should give Tamara a fuck up the arse

Taloser
Jon: We'll do another one of those trick questions, why are you an idiot?
Zak: .......her names not Tamara its Taloser

Troy
Kim: Troy say hello man. Its a little dictophone thing
Troy: How ya goin man

Vicki
Vicki: I hate you..I'm gonna come and kill you..hehhhhhh  (Vicki's a freak)

WheresaBanana
Cathryn: Does anyone know where banana is?
Jon: Banana? you mean where 'a' banana is?

YouScratched
Kim: arghghghg
Jon: Not unless its good enough to go on the webpage....

ZakandVickiGoingout
Tamara: And Jon and Tamara just found out this morning that zak and vicki are actually going out...

ZakWhyFatArse
Jon: Zak why do you have such a fat arse?

Miscellaneous Sounds

SamShackDika
(Sam and Shack doing Eurotrash Dance Music)

Asshats
Ben M pays out Sam, etc etc