December Profile : Ben Fairley

Well I realised after two years I still hadn't done an interview with Ben so I thought I'd better.

Jon: What is your full name?

Ben: Benjamin Craig Fairley (Gunner)

Jon: What does your job entail?

Ben: I drive an Armoured Personel Carrier (like a tank without a barrel). We drive around until we see the 'enemy'. We then stop and call in Artillery fire on them.

Jon: OK Whats the funniest thing you've ever done?

Ben: Drinking the 5 litres of goon with my friend in Darwin, then crashing the car on the army base. The full story is on your webpage. It wasn't funny at the time, but it is now we got away with it.

Jon: What the stupidest thing?

Ben: Thinking I looked good with a shaved head, plus any time I drink goon it always turns out bad.

Jon: What is the Ben Philosophy?

Ben: Always tell the truth, and don't care what people think about you.

Jon: Any last words?

Ben: - live long and prosper
       - Justin Timberlake kicks arse
       - Don't get a Credit Card