The Usual Suspects


These people aren't in order of importance. If they were I wouldn't be the third one down.

Name:
Alex “Arx, Spick, Colombian Drug-lord,
Rodriguez, Sanchez” Martinez
Description:
An Angry spick barstard who is also an AJ
Favourite band:
Metallica
Food:
Roast Beef Rolls (with Gravy)
Animal:
Sloth, Funniest creature to ever look at
Favourite saying:
“You joined the army, the army didn’t join you!” I get that a lot!
Claim to fame:
Point sculler (6 one after another is my best…….Never again!!!), Mad tattoo artist, Swearing all the time.
Anything else:
Yeah…..Fuck Off!

Name:
Adam Christopher Fairley
Description:
I am a wild stallion ( insert guitar lick here) heh straight outta bill and ted
Favourite Food:
Well right now I'm eating some sumin chicken satay noodles
in a bowl and they taste pretty good so I'll say them.
Favourite Animal:
Splinter off the ninja turtles. But don't get me wrong, the dog and snapping turtle in ninja turtles two where pretty cool too.
Favourite Saying:
Catchya round like a record sucka
Favourite Band:
Rage Against the Machine even tho they broke up
Claim to Fame:
I'll let you figure that one out
Anything Else:
Yes. All those people that didn't give me money for my claim to fame, I'm coming for your first born

Name:
Chris Brown    
Description:
182cm sandy blonde/brown hair, skinny, semi-ugly
Favourite Food:
Lamb (roast)
Band:
Pearl Jam
Animal:
goldfish
Favourite Saying:
alright.... (i always pause after i say alright)
Claim to Fame:
nothing in particular.
Anything Else:
everyone hates me so i don't see why i'm being
put on the website.

Name:
Jonathan "Khaki" Hall    
Description:
Tall, handsome, is in the Army, physically perfect except that sometimes I have trouble walking with all these women hanging around my ankles.
Favourite Food:
Those little tubes of condensed milk you get in 24 hour ratpacks
Band:
"Landspeed" They don't actually write songs, they just go around doing stupid things like hanging on to the roof of a car at 100kmh.
Animal:
Mr Ed the talking horse. Because you can talk to him, ride him, and if you ever got really hungry, you could always eat him.
Favourite Saying:
"Let us be thankful for fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed"
Claim to Fame:
A certain fondness for plastic bags. And mispronouncing words.
Anything Else:
Ha! I could write a book the size of encyclopedia britannica on all the stupid things I've done. But in a pinch- I like shooting rifles, especially the Minimi, and I occasionally do/say/eat stupid things.

Name:
Jon 'Fuck' Green    
Description:
The best looking person you have ever seen but even better looking.
Favourite Food:
Nachos and anything thats free
Favourite Band:
Rubber
Animal:
The Squail would have to be a favourite.
Favourite Saying:
No worries
Claim to Fame:
Stirring up shit
Anything Else:
I make this webpage so I can bloody well change my profile as much as I want!

Name:
Luke 'Mad Dog' Bigum  
Description:
Ugly tall boy whom is only tolerated due to his
superior intelligence
Favourite Food:
Most foods
Band:
Pearl Jam
Animal:
Ocelots (with Revolvers)
Favourite Saying:
because i'm smart
Claim to Fame:
Superior Intelligence
Anything Else:
SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE!!

Name:
Kim Payne     
Description:
Plays Bass, drums and Happy go lucky yet rather clumsy
Favourite Food:
I dunno Maccas will do
Band:
Pacifier & Chili Peppers
Animal:
monkeys cause they're the koolest(especially chimps!)
Favourite Saying:
Shutup Tamara
Claim to Fame:
hmm i dunno, the list of choices is so large where do i start?
Anything Else:
BoatBoat RoCkS!!!

Name:
Chris Arnold     
Description:
Sexy and ready to go
Favourite Food:
Cadbury's chocolate
Band:
FOO FIGHTERS
Animal:
GOANNA
Favourite Saying:
Sweet, Bugger, Budget, bodgy
Claim to Fame:
Being the only me in the world
Anything Else:
Supreme overlord of all things good

Name:
Laura 'Happy' Gilmore    
Description:
short, skinny, blonde.
Favourite Food, Band, Animal:
pasta, matchbox 20, wolf.
Favourite Saying:
hazards are the main cause of accidents
Claim to Fame:
everyone knows about the time i left my knickers on the clothes line when kim
came over and i did my best to convince him they were my sister's until she
came out and pointed out the size. probably one of the most embarassing things that's
ever happened to me considering they were the oldest pair of knickers i own!!!!.
Anything Else:
not really.

Name:
Sam Howard     
Description:
tall short dark brown hair
Favourite Food:
Pizza
Band:
DJ Alligator
Animal:
Dog
Favourite Saying:
"Oh so suddenly it's all about"
Claim to Fame:
Knowing Jon Green
Anything Else:
WHOO!

Name:
Leila Stover     
Description:
of what? me? Well i'm tall, thin, curly brown hair, blue eyes, smooth cream skin
and a ring in my nose.
Favourite Food, Band, Animal:
chocolate, pearl jam, kittens
Favourite Saying:
i don't have one
Claim to Fame:
dito
Anything Else:
What's this for anyway Jon?

Name:
Jason 'Shack' Shackleton     
Description:
Tall, little beard, looks about 21
Favourite Food:
Meat pies
Band:
Limp Bizkit
Animal:
Dog
Favourite Saying:
"Holy Shit"
Claim to Fame:
obscure sentences
Anything Else:
shut up Tamara

Name:
Tamara 'Second Shotgun!' Kemp     
Description:
Blonde, left-handed and loud.
Favourite Food:
Anything asian
Favourite Animal:
Manatee
Favourite Saying:
You have to see Kenshin! He's so fucking cool!
Favourite Band:
Metallica (always)
Claim to Fame:
My loud, potty mouth... that's always getting me into trouble
Anything Else:
I am writing a book at the moment which involves a kinky hospital sex scene and a really old man who likes looking at women's boobs bouncing when they walk.... if anyone was interested.
(they aren't)

Name:
Larissa Williams     
Description:
Ditsy
Favourite Food:
baskin & robins (cookies & cream),
Band:
Live
Animal:
Cat
Favourite Saying:
Fuck off Luke
Claim to Fame:
Been Ditsy and loosing parents hubcaps!
Anything Else:

Name:
Steven "Where the fuck did that trolley go" Smith     
Description:
Unbeleivably great dancer, will go all out at any party, and smells like
alcohol after a while.
Favourite Food:
The little white bits on the lamingtons
Favourite Animal:
Favourite Saying:
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil because
I carry a big stick and am the meanest mother fucker in the valley -Sean Penn in
"Casualties of War"
Favourite Band:
The Offspring, Slipknot, Limp Bizkit and Spine Shank
Claim to Fame:
Hurtiling down a hill in brisbane in a trolly and landing in a garden with the
trolly on me
Anything Else:
One day I would like to be the first to push the Queen on her arse.

Name:
Ben Maloney     
Description:
Girls dream, a guys worst nightmare!!
Favourite Food, Band, Animal:
Mars Bar, Blink 182, Dugong
Favourite Saying:
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog!!
Claim to Fame:
Laura wanting my Manchowder
Anything Else:
You suck

Name:
Zak "Pumba" Ahchay  
Description:
i used to have a afro, then i shaved it off. Now im a alcoholic. Are they
connected to each other?
Favourite Food:
Chicken Kebabs and choc chip cookie dough ice cream
Favourite Animal:
Ren my little crooked faced overshot jaw chawawha
Favourite Saying:
Quaility
Favourite Band:
Radiohead
Claim to Fame:
I had a fro and im the first person to pass out under a car without dying
Anything Else:
do you want fries with that??

Name:
Aaron Skene     
Description:
Skinny, silent, shy
Favourite Band:
ACDC
Favourite Food:
Lasagne
Favourite Animal:
Tropical Fish
Favourite Saying:
Uhh
Claim to Fame:
Getting spooned by Adam
Anything Else:
I don't know I don't think so?

Name:
Bevan 'Crazy Horse' Hempseed     
Description:
Short, purple hair, beard, tattoos
Favourite Band:
John Farnham
Favourite Food:
Pizza
Favourite Animal:
Zebu
Favourite Saying:
(saying nothing at all)
Claim to Fame:
Stalking people then cutting bits of their hair off
Anthing Else:
Yes, Accounting is more than a job, its a way of life and I want RESPECT!

Name:
Vicki the Dominatrix     
Description:
I am the Goddess of Hell, beautiful and scary!!
Favourite Band:
Gerling, Affro man
Favourite Food:
Snickers
Favourite Animal:
The Devil
Favourite Saying:
Oh Fuck it
Claim to Fame:
Anything else:
Zak is my god! He is the greatest NOT!!!

Name:
Joe Robertson     
Description:
Human, very attractive, mo-hawk, ripped and buff.
Favourite Food:
anything that's free
Band:
Five Iron Frenzy (Christian ska)
Animal:
Iguana
Favourite Saying:
"Man, that's hardcore"
Claim to Fame:
I'm a drummer in small time pop-punk a band "Jamima." and my step dad
is the third cousin of John Bowe, a tasmanian touring car driver who used to partner
with Dick Johnson.
Anything Else:
anyone who feels like giving money to a good cause, my pockets are wide open.

Name:
Carmen 'Do you think this skirt's too short?' Scott      
Description:
Tall, Blonde, Deaf, always looking depressed (but just cause i don't have
a smile planted on my face doesn't mean i'm not happy)
Favourite Food:
potato
Favourite Animal:
siberian tiger
Favourite Saying:
"what" as most of the time i don't hear everything people say
Favourite Band:
don't really have one
Claim to Fame:
well i could say a few things here but everyone pretty much knows my past
Anything Else:

Name:
Blake Edward Harvey
Description:
Look at the photo
Favourite Food:
Mars Bars cause one in six bars wins
Band:
Superheist
Animal:
Duck - tastes good, fun to say
Favourite Saying:
Claim to Fame:
My hair maybe. Knocking Jon Hall off the ladder. (Blake didn't want me
to put that one in)
Anything Else:

Name:
Mandy Ross
Description:
165 CM, LIGHT BROWN MID LENGTH HAIR, BLUE/GREEN EYES
Favourite Food:
HOT CHICKEN, STRAWBERIES
Band:
CHILI PEPPERS, MATCH BOX 20
Animal:
ELEPHANT
Favourite Saying:
YOUR ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS AND YOUR DON'T NEED TO KNOW
Claim to Fame:
FIGHTING CRIME- NOT SO LONG AGO WHEN I SINGLE HANDEDLY
( HEHE) CAUGHT TWO KNIFE WEILDING ( COUGH COUGH) BIG TIME
GANSTERS FROM STEALING A CASH BOX ( STUFFED WITH MILLIONS) FROM
AN INNER CITY BUS. Read The Story
Anything Else:

Name:
Sarah Ellem
Description:
Avg height with blonde hair... bu that does change occasionally
Favourite Food:
Italian or something someone else has cooked for me
Band:
Nobody in particular
Animal:
adorable puppies
Favourite Saying:
i'm bored or i'm hungry
Claim to Fame:
According to kim being related to a guy who makes top steak and kidney pies
Anything Else:
All those people who snob me get off ur butts and email me!

Name: Catherine Krezalek
Description: I am a girl and I go to Uni
Favourite Band: Bodyjar/DJ Skitz
Food: Pasta
Animal: My puppy Saba
Saying: Its my favourite!
Claim to Fame: I don't know, what do you mean by that? I am an old fuddy duddy
Anything Else: No sorry I got nothin

Name:
Amy Rebecca Morrison
Description:
Tall
Favourite Food:
Jam donuts and chocolate
Favourite Animal:
Chook, my beautiful cockatiel
Favourite Saying:
"No, you're wrong!"
Favourite Band:
Silverchair, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Alex Lloyd
Claim to Fame:
My bad hair days
Anything Else:
Keeping copies of bad photos is mean, Jon

Name:
Richard Suthers
Description:
Look at the photo
Favourite Food:
20 Meat Patties for $4.00 and 2 Whoppers for $3.45
Favourite Animal:
My dog Seb and cat Sooty, all other cats are stupid...
Favourite Saying:
This town owes me money
Favourite Band:
Linkin Park
Claim to Fame:
I got arrested for smashing some girls letterbox




Name:
Zara Bevins
Description:
Im some chick from cairns that Kim knows.
Favourite Food:
Chocolate anything
Band:
I like so many different types of music I cant decide!
Animal:
Monkeys (they are so cute, except for the big ones with the
bright pink bums!!)
Favourite Saying:
Dance like noone is watching, sing like noone is listening, love like you've never
been hurt, live like its heaven on earth.
Claim to Fame:
Im the dancing queen
Anything Else:
Nope




Name:
Lucy-Anne
Description:
Think of Pamela Anderson before the reduction, then think of the opposite
Favourite Band:
The Monkees
Favourite Food:
Chocolate
Favourite Animal:
Anything that is stuffed and mounted on the wall
Favourite Saying:
Jon is a sex god and I want to jump his bones
Claim to Fame:
Nothing that is being put on the net
Anything Else:
Did I mention how sexy Jon is?